Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Shoes fit for a moral midget queen
What shoes will Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines wear when she meets with leaders in Europe for the Asia-Europe Summit meeting next week?
To make up for her lack of adequate height when she meets tall European leaders in Finland, in Belgium and England (Sept 10-12, 2006), enthusiasts have advised Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, the dimunitive but pugilist-like leader who stands 4 feet 9 inches more or less, to wear different types of shoes.
If the "moral bansot" "or the moral midget queen" as Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is fondly called, wears platforms or high-heeled shoes, she is expected at least to rise to the navel of tall European and Asian heads of state during the ASEM 6 Summit in Helsinki on 10 and 11 September and when she meets with European Commission president, José Manuel Barroso in Brussels, apparently scheduled on 12th September.
What isn't quite clear is whether the featured pairs of shoes in this blog already belong to Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's "Secret Shoe Collection."
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's presidency is curently hounded by accusations in the Philippines that she grabbed power when she led the toppling of former actor turned politician, President Joseph Estrada with the help of members of Civil Society and aided by mutinous generals of the Armed Forces of the Philippines.
More recently, Macapagal-Arroyo thwarted two successive impeachment tries for committing election fraud among other accusations with the help of an election official. Besides the issues of illegitimacy, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is facing serious accusations of graft and corruption while her husband is highly suspected of owning bank accounts in Germany where he diverted stolen wealth.
*Pics of "Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's Secret Collection of Shoes", courtesy of Emilio-OFW from the Middle East.
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16 comments:
If the top of her head were flat she would be very popular at cocktail parties.
Imagine another 10 inches will be added to her height.
WOW! Enough for your height to land an upper cut, right?
Heheh!
I'm not sure her bulldogs won't react if they see me about to make sabunot to her majesty the moral bansot!
Also, can you imagine the height of her heels will be the length of her legs? Hahahah!
Btw, thanks ever so much for letting me use the pics of Gloria's "Secret Shoe Collection!"
Haaaa, hahahaha. mb's comment is a killer.
Hehehhe!
Have you read his Zombie article or the might of the living dead in Uniffors?
That too was a killer. I just loved it!
Could this be her economic platform?
Schumey, if she uses those horrid platform shoes, her stepping stone towards raising economic ambitions to a greater height, whole thing will be wobbly - matatapilok siya!
In any case, she exemplifies all that is putrid in governance. No high heels will elevate her status ever! She will remain a moral bansot all the time.
elevator shoes for the fake president?
fake lahat pati na height!
I'm imagining how she would look like with those shoes around. She could hide in there the moment she loses her immunity.
Hehheh!
Bystander, she might need a shoe factory to hide in when people start chasing her...
Talking of cocktail parties bansot might invite mickey rooney or herb villechaize for company.
I like mb comment altho it took me overnight to understand. BTW how does one use the HTML tags? promdi kasi ako, eh. /22b
The empress's new shoes. Hehehe
Hah! She wears shoes but what she doesn't know is that she's wearing the Emperor's new "clothes": nothing!
Well I think those shoes especially the shiny silver platform boots are the best for the petite president who only stands 4'9" i actually think she has that type of shoes! She seems to be a petite dominatrix in platform heels!
Being just 4'9" she mustbe the shortest worl leader ever!
I can imagine her in those platform shoes the only thing stopping her from wearing 12"+platform shoes is the fact that of she does it will really be the fisr thing she did honestly and it will reflect very well on her real image!
wearing these shoes in case she falls off them supply her with a parashute (without a rip cord to ensure sudden death! heheheh!))